Archive for April, 2009

Great Swedish Vampire movie…

Does that sound like a strange notion? Well check this movie out and see what I mean. There’s a lot of buzz around the internet for this movie. Great adaptation of the book of the same name by John Ajvide Lindqvist. Directed by Tomas Alfredson.

check the site out here http://www.lettherightoneinmovie.com/

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04 2009

It’s Go Time! Don’t mess…

This made me laugh. Check out the link behind the picture for some more A-Team related hilarity!
It's Go Time!

It's Go Time!

Wouldn’t want to mess with that little fucker! He looks mean…. :D

29

04 2009

How to Avoid the Swine Flu…

Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

Wash your hands often. If you can’t wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial
stuff around. Wear a mask when out in public places and avoid going out in public as much as possible while the swine flu is spreading. Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible. Get plenty of rest. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

OR …. You can take the doctor’s office approach. Think about it, when you go
for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol.. Why? Because
alcohol kills germs. So…… I put on my mask, walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona (fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest). The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can’t get you!!!!

29

04 2009

Watch Porn at work…

This is genius! Why didn’t I think of it before?
Watch Porn at work!

Watch Porn at work!

28

04 2009

Dancing jedi…

www.dannychoo.com

27

04 2009

Happy Monday…

“Computer games dont affect us as kids, i mean if pacman did, we’d all be running around darkened rooms, munching on magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music” Kristina Wilson, Nintendo, 1989

pacman

26

04 2009

Modern life…

…is rubbish.  Fuck the depression, let’s get spannered.

 

modern-life

25

04 2009

This is off it’s dick…

…ok so we’ve been posting a lot of videos lately so between us we agreed we’d call it a day on the videos for a bit and try and vary the content.  Just when we agreed this I came across this fucking rude dude called Danny Macaskill.  Now judging from the number of views this dude gets he’s nothing new to those in the know but I couldn’t give a fuck about that.  We’ve never set out to be the most original blog, this thing is for shits and kicks.  It’s a place for us to sort of hang out and see some shit that appeals to us, if anyone else gets it then that’s cool too.  Now I’ve never seen this before but it is off it’s dick.  The world is this guys play ground.  The tune is decent too.

23

04 2009

Love a bit of…

…Geordie bashing.

geordie

23

04 2009

All time favourite fight scene…

This fight scene from Oldboy (2003) has got to be one of the best. The concept of shooting one long scene from the side view is a master stroke by Park Chan-wook. If you haven’t seen the movie then check it out soon before the ill-fated Spielberg remake is released and Hollywood ruins yet another masterpiece.

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04 2009