The Book of Freak

…it’s all getting a bit porny on here to be honest. Life is good, played two amazing gigs this weekend and can’t wait to get back into rehearsals. Life is full of zeal which makes me trawl the internet for various consumables that seem to make me feel good about myself. Obviously long term this is fairly futile but fuck it, it’s my blog (and no vacancies before he has a shit fit about that comment) therefore I can post what I want. Clic the pic for some good clean sneaker lovin’.

…totally fell upon this. It’s pretty rude, clic the pic.…

…wooster collective is a haven of sweet art crime type activity. clic the pics to link.

…Such a shame!

and another one… 

Right my lovely Book of Freakers…

I came across this photo the other day and I knew I needed to post it. It also reminded me of a website I came across a few years ago that was home to the funniest ninja related stories I have ever read. I am not sure about the mental disposition of the webmaster for this site but he is either really witty or extremely disturbed. Either way it makes for some serious comedy tales about ninjas and their apparent practices…

Click the image to link to the site or there is a separate link below…

Gotta love those Ninja's!

Here is a snippet of the joys of the website:

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can’t believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. I can’t wait to start yoga next year.  I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

click here to see the site in all it’s glory! Are you ready to get pumped?? http://www.realultimatepower.net/

PS… Please, please, please read the hate mail on this website! If you think the webmaster for this site is mental wait till you see what the Ninja enthusiasts are like!!

…clic the pic.…

…click for an amazing maida vale experience.

This website was recommended to me today by a work colleague. I have spent the last hour reading posts in between doing work and have nearly burst out several times while trying to stifle my laughter in to some kind of spasticated coughing spluttering fit (no offence to any spastic readers intended). My boss now thinks I’m positively weird (as if that was ever in any doubt!).

Click on the image below to visit the site (www.FMyLife.com). I have listed some of my instant faves below the image for your perusal!

My life sucks but I don't give a f***

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn’t have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : “BE MY BABY’S DADDY!” I couldn’t get out in time. FML

Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type ‘virginia’ into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for ‘virgin boy assholes’. I have to go on a business trip with him tomorrow. I’m a young guy. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn’t hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can’t drive, our mom drove her there. FML

Absolute Genius! Hours of entertainment…

…this might be the best music video ever.