The Book of Freak

..for those of you that think that metro and the London paper offer a vital service to commuters then really you ought to fuck off and die. Murdoch can too while he’s at it and Metro is just the Daily Mail in disguise. Therefore enjoying the Metro it is like saying you are a casual racist who has no real intelligent thoughts when it comes to immigration policy, you would persecute the disabled and think the royals offer a vital role in our society. Even the cunt of an editor describes his editorial style as ‘authoritarian conservatism’. So pardon me if I don’t mourn the loss of ‘The London Paper’. The only thing it has every really added to society is this blog in Vice.

‘shitty writers dying alone and poor’

Genius…click the pic

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Kanye West is officially a tool. Everyone knows that. Keyboard Cat = Winner! ha ha…

Courtesy of those lovely people over at Kontraband we found this little beauty nestled amongst their videos. I must warn you of the strong language if you are of a nervous disposition but frankly if you are then you shouldn’t be on our site should you! ha… Bollocks.

So this is pretty immature in that I laugh at it purely because it sounds funny in an unfamiliar language from my native tongue. But aside from that and the fact that if I hadnt seen the movie I wouldn’t know what they were saying, it is still amusing to watch.

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