Archive for July, 2010

Sussex flooded with Penis posters…

I came across this news story earlier this week and I was quietly amused. My immediate thought was that this was the work of a jilted lover. Which could happen to anyone, hence my quiet amusement. This is the kind of thing that keeps people in loveless relationships for years, fearful of the confrontation needed to take the decisive step and bring the fiasco to an end. I imagine if men thought that their partner was going to plaster pictures of their love weapon adorned with a yellow bow all around their local town as a way of expressing the pain they had been subjected to then we would see a lot more loveless relationships. Or perhaps he had done the dirty on her and deserved it. Ha… The choice line here closes the story, “…from what we’ve seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won’t be in a hurry to be identified.”. Gulp! Poor guy, maybe?

Red the full story here: click me punk!

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07 2010

Newport – Ymerodraeth State of Mind…

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07 2010

Accordion slinky slays man…

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07 2010

I spoke to soon, Old Spice guy is gone…

Goodbye Ladies… It seems I spoke to soon about the Old Spice guy backlash! The marketing guys behind this are on the ball! I am sad he’s gone but also glad they didn’t overdo it at the same time.

Some trivia on the real Old Spice Man here

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07 2010

Old Spice Guy proposes…

The old spice guy has gone viral and is doing requests via his own YouTube channel. I still think this guy is really funny and the comedy candles and dimmed lights in this video are excellent.

I wonder how long it will be before the backlash though if the internet is going to be saturated with different old spice videos?

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07 2010

Get involved…

The return of the old spice man…

This guy is great!! Swan dive……

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07 2010

Karate Kid 2010 review…

Karate Kid 2010 (Jackie Chan, Jaden Smith)

My first thought when I heard that they were making a remake of the original Karate Kid film was similar to many people I assume, “Not another remake!” While I am tired of Hollywood’s constant rehashing of old greats, as well as the many not so greats, I don’t see much point in spending this entire review describing how the new movie falls short in comparison to the original. I liked the original but I never held it with as high regard as many it seems. I was surprised to see so many people talking about the 1984 movie with such positivity.

So the remake… I must say I went in to this movie not expecting much and I was pleasantly surprised. Jaden Smith seems to have inherited his Father’s likeable nature which serves him well in his first lead role. There were a number of good scenes, my favourite being the chase scene after the lead character antagonises his bullies by throwing a barrel of undesirable liquid on the ring leader. It included a well choreographed parkour interlude which was one of the first times I have seen it used effectively in a cinematic sense.

The fight sequence at the end of this scene where we first see Jackie Chan stepping in is also noteworthy. While the quality of the film was better than I expected it did drag on a bit too long and given that it is a PG I would’ve thought it would be a bit snappier plot wise to keep the younger children engaged. The middle part of the film does go on a bit too long but there are some great shots of Ancient China when Chan and his young apprentice make their way up to an old temple as they step up their training.

The grand finale at the tournament was again well choreographed and I enjoyed the fight scenes. Smith’s arch nemesis reminds me of a young Bolo Yeung who often starred as the bad guy in Martial Arts movies in the 70′s and 80′s opposite Bruce Lee and Jean Claude Van Damme. I think it is the evil stare and the ferocity with which he despatches of his opponents that tallies up. The outcome is predictable but you wouldn’t expect anything else with this kind of film.

Summary:

Well made remake. A good watch if a little long. 3 out of 5 stars

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07 2010

I hate you bike thief…

I stumbled upon this today… Reminded me of a fateful day back when I was young when I was also robbed of my brand new BMX straight from the shop. Bastards!! All you bike thieves out there… We hope you get hit by monster trucks!

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07 2010