The Book of Freak

I’ve just laughed for about 5 minutes to this…

Lyrics:
Got on the train from Cambridgeshire
Moved down to an East London flat
Got a moustache and a low cut vest
Some purple leggings
and a sailor tat
Just one gear on my fixie bike
got a plus one here for my gig tonight
I play synth…
We all play synth
20-20 vision just a pair of empty frames
Dressing like a nerd although i never got the grades
I remember when the kids at school would call me names
Now were taking over their estates
woah ho

(chorus)
I love my life as a dickhead
All my friends are dickheads too
come with me lets be dickheads
(havent you heard?)
being a dickhead’s cool
being a dickhead’s cool
being a dickhead’s cool
being a dickhead’s cool cool cooooool

Polaroid app on my iphone
taking pictures on London Fields
up on the blog so everyone knows
were having new age fun, with a vintage feel
coolest kids at a warehouse rave
exclusive list look theres my name
I got in…
You couldn’t get in

never bought a pack of fags i only roll my own
plugging in my laptop at the starbucks down the road
say i work in media im really on the dole
im the coolest guy you’ll ever know
woah ho

(chorus)
I love my life as a dickhead
All my friends are dickheads too
come with me lets be dickheads
(havent you heard?)
being a dickhead’s cool
being a dickhead’s cool
being a dickhead’s cool
being a dickhead’s cool cool cooooool

Loafers with no socks
Electropop meets southern hip hop
Indeterminate sexual preference
Something retro on my necklace

They are all like this in Nottingham! Trust me…

This is immense. I can’t believe how high he goes!!

This is outrageous! I don’t know what is going on…

Some people are too stupid

see more Failbook

Does anyone else remember Rowdy Roddy Piper from the old school days of WWF wrestling? This guy used to be in there with The Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan when he started! He even headlined Wrestlemania I. And you remember that boxing match he had with Mr.T at Wrestlemania II? Sadly his movie career didn’t amount to much judging by the movie below… Ha.

Here’s something on the boxing match too.

I was only mildly amused at the start of this but I couldn’t help but laugh out loud at the end.. Shame on me.

So you thought old weirdy beardy Mary was a strange one? Check this nut job out…

This is old. I thought I’d already posted it but I obviously hadn’t. So here it is…