The Book of Freak

Go on holiday…

I want to play a game… For some bonus points see if you can name all of the movies that these insults were taken from… Just drop your answers in the comments. I think I’ve got the majority of them from my first watch. May have to take a second look at a couple of them.

Following on from our Real Life South Park yesterday…

What The Eff… Who is this guy?

MONGO-MAN from ZOSIMOS PICTURES on Vimeo.

I can’t say I have any sympathy for dirty girls who post pictures of their fat arses on line and ask for comments from guys who obviously sit at their computer all day masturbating, so it amused me greatly when I stumbled across this piss take reply to one such “Look at my fat ass” Thread. Fat Ass being the choice part of the sentence there…

No your arse is not beautiful! It’s fat, pastey white. Your green knickers are rotten and you need to have a word with yourself. That is all!

I have no words for this.. It’s just fucking weird full stop.

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I was very sad to hear yesterday that Leslie Nielsen had died so I felt compelled to write a tribute post in honour of his memory and all the people he made laugh.

Here are a few quotes from his movies…

Frank Drebin: How are the children?
Jane Spencer: We didn’t have any children.
Frank Drebin: Yes, of course.
Jane Spencer: How was your prostate operation?
Frank Drebin: Oh, good. Fine. Never been better.

Frank tries to find whether boxer Buddy Briggs can beat The Champ
Frank Drebin: Now do you think you can beat The Champ?
Buddy: I can take him blindfolded.
Frank Drebin: What if he’s not blindfolded?
Buddy: I can still beat him.

Jane climbs a ladder
Frank: Nice beaver!
Jane: [producing a stuffed beaver] Thank you. I just had it stuffed.

Frank Drebin: Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Frank Drebin: Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.