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Overcoming Obstacles with Spunk…!

Ola, I came across this interesting book on Amazon today. Someone posted the link to me on skype due to its strangely amusing title. In my quest to find out what the book was about I scrolled down and found a number of equally amused people had left some witty comments on the article in question. It was at this point I had decided it was worth a post. The title itself was too weak in humour but the comments made it more deserving I feel.

Click the link here to see the Amazon listing or click the picture below… Scroll down past the picture for a snippet of the comments…

 

spunkbook

I can’t seem to help myself from reading this, even though I always feel guilty afterwards. It does help me get to sleep, however.

As far as overcoming my obstacles is concerned, I still haven’t managed to fully plaster my walls or decorate my ceiling with spunk. Spunk has also failed to get me my job back as a school bus driver, although I did try to explain quite how much spunk I actually have and was willing to demonstrate the fact – I’m always happy to share…

Quite frankly, the whole experience has left me with an unpleasant taste in my mouth.

From now on, I’ll tease out my own solution without anyone else’s help.

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12 2009

Sometimes I feel like doing this…

Thump…

BOOM!

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08 2009

Happy Monday…

“Computer games dont affect us as kids, i mean if pacman did, we’d all be running around darkened rooms, munching on magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music” Kristina Wilson, Nintendo, 1989

pacman

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04 2009

Modern life…

…is rubbish.  Fuck the depression, let’s get spannered.

 

modern-life

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04 2009

Love a bit of…

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04 2009

Oprah’s African School Forced To Cut Oprahmatics, 20th Century Oprah History…

…JOHANNESBURG—Faced with a $75,000 deficit in its operational budget, the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls announced this week that it would be forced to cut a number of core Oprah courses from its enriched Oprah curriculum.

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operahrerahnana

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04 2009

50 essential tracks for your…

…i-penis.

Santogold – Creator
Santogold – LES Artistes
Pivot – Sweet memory
Boys Noize – Lava Lava
Radiohead – Idioteque
Radiohead – There There
Radiohead – Reckoner
Thom Yorke – Black Swan
This Town Needs Guns – Baboon
American Football – Never Meant

Errors – Mr. Milk
Bjork – Hyper Ballad
Mogwai – Christmas Steps
Foals – Brazil Is Here
MIA – Paper Planes
Cut Copy – Hearts On Fire
Battles – Atlas
Battles – Tonto
Battles – Leyendecker
Jonquil – Parasol

YouthMovies – If you’d Seen a Battlefield
Youthmovies – The Naughtiest Girl Is A Monitor
Tubelord – Feed Me A Box Of Words
Tubelord – Obstacles
The Chemical Brothers – In Dust We Trust
Forward Russia – Eighteen
Tom Vek – I Aint Sayin My Goodbyes
Ryan Adams – So Alive
Girls Aloud – Call The Shots ;)
DFA 1979 – Black History Month

65daysofstatic – Drove Through Ghosts To Get Here
At The Drive In – One Armed Scissor
Aphex Twin – Cliffs
Aphex Twin – Windowlicker
Soulwax – Flying Without Wings (Not an R Kelly Remix!)
Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip – The Beat That My Heart Skipped
Tool – Schism
Hercules And Love Affair – Blind
Crystal Castles – Magic Spells
Crystal Castles – Air War

Does It Offend You, Yeah! – With A Heavy Heart (I Regret To Inform You)
Hot Hot Heat – No Not Now
Colour – Chutes
Colour – Over The Moon
New Order – Let’s Go (Nothing For Me)
Tokyo Police Club – Be Good (RAC Mix)
Tokyo Police Club – Elephant Shell
Kate Bush – Running Up That Hill
Little Boots – Stuck On Repeat
McLusky – Fuck This Band
Q Lazarus – Goodbye Horses

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04 2009

Enter belladonna…

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04 2009

The Lost Tribes of New York City…

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04 2009