Invasion of the Giant Rats…
This are some pretty sick Giant Rat rumours going around at the moment. Look at the size of the rat in this picture below. Can you imagine one of them popping up in your living room while you’re watching Benders and Corrie!!
Bleurgh… This story thought that they may be imported Super Rats from South America although a later story from the Beeb states that another one that was found did not have the distinctive orange teeth (ORANGE TEETH!!!) found on the Coypu super-rats! Although this Beeb story seems like it is trying to play down the furore surrounding the debate as it states the rats were double size brown rats rather than large cat size. Sadly the original Bradford Super-Rat was tossed aside in to the undergrowth by its captor and was later eaten by a fox according to reports so there’s no way to investigate this further. Hoax?
I am confused as to why rats would have only just started to appear this size now. Surely rats have been more prolific in the past and there have always been plentiful food supplies for them with the mass food waste in our larger cities. I sense some kind of breeding experiment is afoot. Prepare yourselves for scenes along the lines of 28 Days Rater or Attack of the Killer Tomato-Rats… Pah.. such weak humour!
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08 2010
Kitty litter – Final Hurrah…
It seems Lola the cat enjoyed herself so much in the bin last week after Mary Bale unceremoniously dumped her in she’s decided to set up shop there.
Lola the cat sticks two's up to Mary Bale!