The Book of Freak

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1. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
2. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
3. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
4. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
5. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris Facts

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