The Book of Freak

Fuck you funny man
You know what I’m saying
Don’t smile and nod at me you twat
I push him so he knows I’m not playing

Then a meat head in black wobbles over
Whispering something in his ear
They’re all gonna come out of the woodwork
Fuck we’re in trouble here

Smile and nod now mate
Make like we’re playing
He’s been my mate all my life
Know what I’m saying

Outside I catch him a checky one
Looks at me shocked and amazed
Kick him in the nuts and do one
Looks like I might get home safe