The Book of Freak

This is actually really funny in a silly way…

Some funny ass photos…

Crazy legs...

Here's Johnny...

WTF!

So you thought old weirdy beardy Mary was a strange one? Check this nut job out…

This is old. I thought I’d already posted it but I obviously hadn’t. So here it is…

Shocker!

Yet another story pruned from the English press this week. I apologise for this but after reading this one it was too choc full of innuendo and choice quotes not to include it.

The premise was that a Transvestite was spotted walking around the moat of an English Heritage site by some dog walkers which led him to run away. The dog pursued the transvestite and by the time the dog walkers caught up with the action he/she was buggering one of their dogs! Shock horror… And what did the dog buggerer receive for his days work? A caution…!

My favourite lines are:

“The cross-dressing man was caught with the animal in the dry moat” – (In the dogs dry moat or the castle’s?)

“The 33-year-old mounted the pet after it chased him out of sight of its woman owner.” – (Wait… I thought the dog was chasing him? This sounds as if it played out like a Benny Hill skit!)

“The owner had been walking around the ancient castle with a friend when the pair spotted the lone transvestite” – (Now it’s a Western? “On the horizon they spotted a lone transvestite, his/her hand on his/her pistol ready to draw!”)

“As the two ladies spotted the cross dresser he ran away. Later one of the dogs chased after the man; by the time the women had caught up, the man was having sex with the pet.” – (Oh so the dog chased the man again. I see. Poor dog!)

To read the full story: click here punk!