My life sucks but i don’t give a F***…
This website was recommended to me today by a work colleague. I have spent the last hour reading posts in between doing work and have nearly burst out several times while trying to stifle my laughter in to some kind of spasticated coughing spluttering fit (no offence to any spastic readers intended). My boss now thinks I’m positively weird (as if that was ever in any doubt!). 
Click on the image below to visit the site (www.FMyLife.com). I have listed some of my instant faves below the image for your perusal!
My life sucks but I don't give a f***
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn’t have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : “BE MY BABY’S DADDY!” I couldn’t get out in time. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type ‘virginia’ into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for ‘virgin boy assholes’. I have to go on a business trip with him tomorrow. I’m a young guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn’t hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can’t drive, our mom drove her there. FML
Absolute Genius! Hours of entertainment…