The Book of Freak

I want to play a game… For some bonus points see if you can name all of the movies that these insults were taken from… Just drop your answers in the comments. I think I’ve got the majority of them from my first watch. May have to take a second look at a couple of them.

I really can’t understand why this guy hasn’t sold any of his personal transportation products… I really can’t?

This is worth watching…

I have no words for this.. It’s just fucking weird full stop.

I was very sad to hear yesterday that Leslie Nielsen had died so I felt compelled to write a tribute post in honour of his memory and all the people he made laugh.

Here are a few quotes from his movies…

Frank Drebin: How are the children?
Jane Spencer: We didn’t have any children.
Frank Drebin: Yes, of course.
Jane Spencer: How was your prostate operation?
Frank Drebin: Oh, good. Fine. Never been better.

Frank tries to find whether boxer Buddy Briggs can beat The Champ
Frank Drebin: Now do you think you can beat The Champ?
Buddy: I can take him blindfolded.
Frank Drebin: What if he’s not blindfolded?
Buddy: I can still beat him.

Jane climbs a ladder
Frank: Nice beaver!
Jane: [producing a stuffed beaver] Thank you. I just had it stuffed.

Frank Drebin: Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Frank Drebin: Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

First look. A perfectly normal Disney Movie Poster…

But no… Look closer. What’s that??? Ohhhhhh…!

Oh my wordy!