Flexisexual? More like drunken prick teaser!


This is mental. I don’t want to live in this town….

What planet is this headline writer on?
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Crazed Dog Sex Lady!
SARASOTA COUNTY, FL — Sarasota County Deputies have arrested a woman who videotaped herself having sex with two dogs.
Deputies say Caroline Willette videotaped herself having sex with two dogs and watching child pornography with a friend.
The 53-year-old gave a CD with the images to an acquaintance, who turned it over to police. Willette is in Sarasota County Jail and is charged with three counts of possessing child porn.
Willette admitted to detectives that she had sex with the animals in her home and watched young girls perform sex acts on the Internet.